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(Joey)

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Do you, uh, Joey?

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The best part of waking up is Joey in your cup.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Moving at the speed of Joey.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
What ever your into, get into Joey.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Naughty, but Joey.

6. To someone you dislike?
Prolongs activity Joey.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
There's first love, and there's Joey love.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Savour the Flavour of Joey.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Dial down the Joey.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Joey makes everything better.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Aaah, Joey!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's shake'n'Joey, and I helped.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Joey keeps going and going.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Half the Joey, all the taste.

15. Your last words before you die...
Get Joey or get out.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Designed for Joey, engineered to last.

17. Title of this post will be..
This is the age of the Joey.